Smokin’ Guns Banks: Santa Fe Express

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Railcar

Proceed along to the train to the First National Bank of El Paso Railcar. The safe is on the upper level. So far I have only found one safe.
Santa Fe Express Train
Santa Fe Express Train First National Bank of El Paso Railcar
Santa Fe Express Train First National Bank of El Paso Railcar Lower Level
Santa Fe Express Train First National Bank of El Paso Railcar Upper Level Safe

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Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
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Smokin’ Guns Banks: Santa Cruz

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Bank

Go to the rear of the bank and blow a hole in the wall.
Santa Cruz Bank
Santa Cruz Bank Rear
Santa Cruz Bank Safe

Bank Location: Graveyard

You stole from the sheriff, pilfered church monies, and now you want to rob the dead! Cowboy, you are getting so low, hell is going to be above you.

See the church? The money is not in the building but in the graveyard. Blow the large grave to kingdom come and the money is revealed.
Santa Cruz Church
Santa Cruz Graveyard
Santa Cruz Grave

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Smokin’ Guns Banks: No Name City

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Hotel

Across from the bank is the hotel. Standing in the entrance, to your right is the receptionist’s counter which you jump over and go through the door. Descend to the basement via the handy ladder. Blow the crate open to obtain the money bag.
No Name City Hotel
No Name City Hotel Entrance
No Name City Hotel Basement

Bank Location: Bank

The safe is in the rear left corner of the bank. Get to it by going through the front door like a civilized human being or be an animal and go around the back and blow a hole in the wall.
No Name City Bank
No Name City Bank Safe
No Name City Bank Safe From Rear

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Shopping With A Quiet Child

Bryson Playing Angry Birds on a Kindle Fire

How to shop with a quiet child:

  1. Place Bryson in shopping cart
  2. Give him a Kindle Fire
  3. Run Angry Birds

Good for 15 to 30 minutes of quiet. Results vary by child.

Photo Credit: From the iPhone of Megan
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Smokin’ Guns Banks: NewTown

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Jail

The safe is in the jail, the building with the big star over the entrance. Take the money and the sheriff will not be happy.
NewTown Jail
NewTown Jail Safe

Bank Location: Large and Spacious Building

Standing in the entrance to the Large and Spacious Building, note the doorway to the left on the first floor. Through there is the safe — I have even blown it open for you.
NewTown Large and Spacious Building
NewTown Large and Spacious Building Entrance
NewTown Large and Spacious Building Safe

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Smokin’ Guns Banks: Mexico

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Church

Easy to find, the safe is in the Church. Not easy on the soul, robbing the clergy.
Mexico Church
Mexico Church Safe

Bank Location: Warehouse

From the church steps go either way around the building in the screenshot below and you will find the warehouse wherein is a safe.
Mexico Warehouse Direction
Mexico Warehouse
Mexico Warehouse Safe

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Smokin’ Guns Banks: Hang’em High

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Hotel

Run over to the hotel. Behind the door on the right near the receptionist’s desk is where the safe is located. The door is locked so blow it open.
Hang'em High Hotel
Hang'em High Door
Hang'em High Hotel Safe

Bank Location: White Building

To the left of the Hotel, at the back, is a white building. Blow a hole in the wall to get to the safe. There are also other ways in.
Hangem High White Building
Hangem High White Building Hole In The Wall
Hangem High White Building Safe

Bank Location: White Building Roof Access

Enter the library, ascending to the second floor window. Climb out on the porch roof and jump over to the white building. The idea is to land on one of the roof supports that protrude from the top of the building. Once on the roof use your knife to smash the crate and descend into the room.
Hangem High Library
Hangem High Library Jump
Hangem High White Building Crate
Hangem High White Building Roof

Alternatively, go the the opposite end of the street and from the barn jump on the tree and then onto the lawyer’s office roof. If you look closely you will see Flat-Nosed Curry in the tree. From there proceed along the roof tops to the roof of the white building.
Hangem High Tree

Bank Location: White Building Hidden Door Access

Open the hidden door behind the picture in the library. Once in the passage way use your knife to break into the white building.
Hangem High Library Picture
Hangem High Library Secret Door

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Smokin’ Guns Banks: Greenhill Lake

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Cabin

I have only found one cache of cash so far. The cabin can be entered through the ground floor door or through the roof. On entering the door, turn to your left and use the ladder to descend to the basement. The roof entrance also takes you to the basement, using the same ladder. The money is on the other side of the bars, in a corner. The barred door is hard to unlock, at least for me.

Alternatively you can use the cabin tunnel.
Greenhill Lake Cabin Door
Greenhill Lake Cabin Roof
Greenhill Lake Cabin First Floor
Greenhill Lake Cabin Basement
Greenhill Lake Cabin Money

Bank Location: Cabin Tunnel

Find the bushes that hide the tunnel entrance. Descend the ladder and move along briskly through the tunnel. Blow a hole in the wall to enter the cabin basement.
Greenhill Lake Bushes
Greenhill Lake Tunnel Entrance
Greenhill Lake Tunnel Wall

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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Smokin’ Guns Banks: Farm

Occasionally my family plays Smokin’ Guns. This series of posts helps new players find the banks.

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Mode

In the bank robbery mode you either rob one of the safes of the money, by using the provided dynamite, or you have to defend them. Another way to win, that pays less money, is to kill all of the opposing players. If the robbing team wins the round, then the two teams swap sides, which means the outlaws take a turn defending the bank.

Bank Location: Stables

The safe is in the stables, or what I am calling the stables. In the first screenshot you can see the safe under the far right ground floor arch. Watch out for ambushes from above.
Farm Stables
Farm Stables Safe

Bank Location: Courtyard

From the center of the courtyard as shown in the screenshot below, proceed to the corner in front of you and you will see a door. Enter it and the safe is found in the midst of the crates.
Farm Courtyard
Farm Courtyard Door
Farm Courtyard Safe

Smokin’ Guns Bank Robbery Maps

Alamo Tiny
Backwater
Cobber Canyon
Coyote Bluff
DawnFort
Durango
El Paso
Farm
Greenhill Lake
Hang’em High
Mexico
NewTown
No Name City
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe Express

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